Snowpocalypse Diary – 12:46

I just witnessed something disturbing. A neighborhood teenager determined that his parents had been infected with the White Doom as they were forcing him to try and keep the perimeter clear. He decided to try and make an escape to a safe zone and packed his backpack and headed out on his mountain bike. He seemed to be moving just fine, despite the assault from the White Doom, when suddenly the White Doom attacked his bike, halting him in mid-pedal which resulted in him flying into Loudoun County Parkway just as a truck was approaching.

I tried to administer CPR, but it was too late and his injuries were too extensive. We dragged his body to the side of the road and the White Doom quickly overwhelmed him. I caught the whole thing on tape, but most of the pictures are too gruesome to post here.

Here he is the moment of the attack.

The implications of this are very clear!!!

There is no escape. You need to shelter in place!


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